I’ve received fifteen invitations today (so far), all of mid twenty girls, unhappy with their husbands or boyfriends. Usually their messages includes their perfect measures and a line like „My idiot boyfriend is out of town and I’m a little lonely.“ All these young woman have a webcam, and they all want to do very […]
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Picture from Schwarzenberg in Upperaustria, where I go snow hiking every now and then. Very remote and peacefull place!
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Oh boy, this is going to be a though 14th February! Valentines day is coming up, and someone is expecting flowers… But I’m against celebrating this specific day, as it was established to fund gift stores, florists, etc. Usually I prepare woman I care about that I wont give away flowers on Valentines days. But
Sometimes I find a joke that I just have to share. I hope you enjoy this one as much as I did. After all, there is a lot of truth in it 😉 A group of girlfriends go on vacation and they see a five-story hotel with a sign that reads „For Women Only.“ Since
New York Daily News scribe Lloyd Grove recently announced that he would not mention Paris Hilton anymore in his columns. Grove cited Hilton’s lack of ‚any talent, education, scruples, modesty or underpants“ as the reason behind his vow. Some other columnist thought so too and promise to ban Paris Hilton from their gossip reports as
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When a filming crew wants to capture a leopard hunting down his prey, they usually set up a camp and wait days, sometimes weeks just to get that one shot. If they miss it, it’s gone and they have to wait again. Wouldn’t it be convenient if the leopard would show up at the camp
Everybody should do something creative every now and then. Today I’m proud to announce that I created my very first cocktail! Its called „Frozen Melissa“ (1.0) – (Fanfares!!!) You might scratch your head about the name, but let me explain: One of the main ingredients of the cocktail is lemon balm syrup, which is usually
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Sometimes I stumble across a news article, carry on reading, until the point where I realize what I just read – and can’t help but start laughing. Last night I found something very interesting on the web, something I wasn’t aware of yet and I want to share it with you. The following line is
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My condolences to all the people who lost or are still missing members of their familys and friends because of the Tsunami that hit South-Asia. A couple of years ago I had the chance to visit the islands of Koh Phi Phi in Thailand. Currently the Phi Phi islands are on the news because of
Hi there folks! I hope you all survived Christmas. I did, and I’m very looking forward to New Years Eve. I’m currently working on a few articels but nothing is fleshed out yet. But I’m going to share a funny joke with you that made me smile this morning: Items For Prison Three convicts were
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